IM SOOOOOOOOO DRKUNK

Hold up. I'm annoyed again. By what you ask? Drunken facebook messages. Here's the scenerio as I imagine it. You totally had a raging drunken time at a typical college party and go home around 2 without anything better to do than leave incoherent drunken messages on at least 7 of your friends facebooks. Shall I say lame? Look, we all know you get drunk and honestly I've left tons of drunk messages on friends facebooks, but they go unperceived to the sober eye. That's because I don't purposely disallign my fingers on the keyboard and attempt to misspell every other word. Honestly, it's not the message in and of itself that bothers me. Drunk facebook messages can be indearing especially when they say something like "i miss yuo man so muhc rigth now!" However, let's put a stop to the "Im so trashdhed thati wawsnt youto say that i am druijnk likes forever."...Question. Did you happen to think that I care? You didn't even tell me anything new, or compliment mylooks or hate on them or anything. Look, we all get drunk so the whole cool factor is kindof even playing field now (ha, just kidding me and my friends are totally cooler than you). It's things like Christine Rimar's 1st place in a wet t-shirt contest that make people cooler. I also ask myself the question, why don't you just talk on AIM, go to sleep or jerk off? But no, there's drunken facebook messages to leave. Whatever. I'll probably be the first one to leave a ton this weekend. Play it safe.