I hate drama!

Meow! You know who are annoying? Drama girls. No I don't mean theater geeks, but normal high school girls whose lives would be incomplete without the daily diss, hiss or bitchslap. And you know who I'm talking about. In case you can't identify these drama-addicted girls, there's really one big hint that they always leave us. Drama girls always say "I hate drama." Seriously, open up any myspace.com, livejournal or AIM profile and the most drama-filled chicklets will always have an "About me" section that looks something like this:

About me: Hey, its Karly! i'm a sophmore at Bayside High and cheer for the squad. i luv you gurlies! hehe anywayz, if you dunno me then add me to your buddy list, my screenname's XxbutterflyzX and love talkin to new ppl. 1 thing you should know, I HATE drama, I don't deal with it and all you bitches that are hatin on me like Cassie and jessica d. are just jealous cause I'm dating Rich now. Buhbye!

I really think I did too good of a job writing "about me." God knows what Freud would say. Anways, you all know what I'm talking about. These girls claim they don't like drama yet are the center and defintion of it. There are some drama seekers that fly under the radar though. If they are sans an "about me" section, a "Juicy" ass and Ugg boots should help give them away. So, yes all you girls out there if you claim that you "don't like drama" you are trying to hard to convince us that you're not the average, annoying, spoiled little catfighter that you truly are. I hope this doesn't cause drama between us because I really hate drama.