-Yes, is this Jesse Spano? Um, your away message is boring as hell, just like your character. There’s nothing more depressing than signing online to see that every single person is on away message. Oh wait, yes there is. It’s signing on only to see that everyone’s away messages are the most boring and unoriginal trinkets of literature every written. "At class. Brb. Cell’s good." You’re cell’s good? I’m glad to hear it’s doing so well since the last time I saw it you still hadn’t upgraded it from the Zack Morris model. Piece of advice fellow AIM users: put up a witty away message or sign your boring self off.