I want YOU to stop annoying me.

Warning: These ruminations are not to be read with a closed mind. Do not think I'm annoyed by everything in the world because that would annoy me. This is just a comical way to vent about common occurences that are truly fastidious. I'm not granting myself annoyance sanctuary here, we all find ourselves victim of the occassional boring away message or beer-can-in-hand picture. But that doesn't make it right. So without further adieu...

I submit my ruminations for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call them "You Fuckin' Annoy Me."